yOU kNoW yA`rE ArAB wHEN

Subject: yOU kNoW yA`rE ArAB wHEN Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:19 pm

One Of ThE MoSt VeRY famOuS AnD wIerD cHarACTREs In ThE WoRld Are The ARaBs.... cHEk ThIs OuT
[this is soo true!!!] =D

1.The word "yalla" is always in your vocabulary..
2.You refer to your dad's friends as Amo
3.You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and
pumpkin seeds..
4.Your parents say you're becoming Americanized anytime you
get into trouble.
5.You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic.
6.You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted
you because they keep staring.......yah we do have staring
problems...... lol.
7.After a family meal, the women fight to death over who
should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds
and discuss politics, waiting for their coffee or tea.
8.Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer.
9.You use your forehead and eyebrow(s) to point something out.
10.Your mother yells at the top of
her lungs to call you to
dinner even if you're in the next room.
11. You have at least thirty cousins.
12.You arrive two or three hours late to a party and think
it's normal.[Arab Time;)=fashionably Late!]
13.You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the
Airport.
14.You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving
someone's house.
15.You say bye 17 times on the phone.
16.When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few
minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home..later
on in the conversation, you realize your related..
17.Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign
countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream
at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
18. Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
19.You do all the
housework and cooking if you are female.
20.Your relatives alone could populate a city.
21.You still came back home to live with your parents after
you graduate.
22.You teach Westerners swearwords in Arabic.
23.You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the
light on".
24.Your parents drink 6 cups of coffee or tea a day.
25. You get yelled at for talking when the NEWS is on.

Subject: Re: yOU kNoW yA`rE ArAB wHEN Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:48 pm

wooow.... i`m shocked .. no body even thought bout sayin that this shyt is true... c`mon guyz why are ya so afraid that we all do that ...

Subject: Re: yOU kNoW yA`rE ArAB wHEN Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:52 pm

looooooooooooooooooool
ha ha haaaaaaaaaa
yeah, that's right AJ, most of it

6.You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted
you because they keep staring.......yah we do have staring
problems...... lol.

that's is soooooo damn right....
when i was in KSA last summer, making 3omra,
i noticed that only the Egyptians got the loudest
voices among all other arabs. and everyone was staring at the others, it was so strange !!!

8.Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer.

no comment, even my grandmother wanted me to become a doctor...

13.You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the
Airport.

that's sooooooo true, how did you know ????
and sm times the largest number of hand bags also.

22.You teach Westerners swearwords in Arabic.

will, did u ??? lol

Subject: Re: yOU kNoW yA`rE ArAB wHEN Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:41 pm

well that's really taking place in our community i meant in every sense of the word, the point of:
"Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign
countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream
at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls"
lol
and regarding the
"Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer"

they wanted that man, my father is computer enginner
my two brothers are engineers.
and they wanted me to be like them
"THE PROTRACTOR FAMILY"LOL