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PostSubject: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon May 28, 2007 1:56 pm
يا مأمن للحريم يا مأمن للمعزة فى البرسيم

ارفـع ضـغـط الـبـنـات 360 درجـة مـئـويـة
ازاى تقدر ترفع ضغط البنت ؟؟
خليك تقييييييييييييل


لو قالتلك وحده عامل ايه ؟؟
قلها مش شيفانى مبسوط يعني لازم اقوم ارقصلك ,,الله ،،
طبعا بتقوول طيب انا آسفه
قلها لا ياشيخه عامله نفسك زوق وبتاعة زوات


اذا كنت ماشى وفى بنت ماشيه قدامك ,,,تعمل ايه ؟؟
عالطوووووول تعمل نفسك مش من هنا
واعمل تايه


لو كنت بتتصل بواحد صحبك وضربت الرقم غلط وردت
عليك وحده بنت (( طبعا عيب انك تقفل فى وشها السكه )) ,,حتتصرف ازاى ؟؟
قلها : اهلا حسام عامل ايه ازيك يا حبيبى ,,,,
طبعا هتقوولك : وهي مقهوره انت غلطان فى الرقم
.. قلها معلش اخويا كنت بشبه على الصوت
اوقول لها ما انا عارف
او بص قالها طيب هو هييجى امتى


لو كنت في محل ودخلت بنت عاوزه تشتري حاجه ,,,, حتعمل ايه ؟؟؟
قول بكل زوق للبياع اول حاجه مشي الانسه بعدين انا مش مشكله مش ورايا حاجه استنى ,,,
هي هتنبسط أوى من ذوقك ,,, لما تبدأ تشترى وتختار ,,
قول لصاحب المحل ياعم بقالى ساعه عندك مشينا ياعم


لو كنت فى عرابيتك و مرمن جنبك عربية و فيها بنت حلوة افضل
باصصلها و متنح و لما تسالك انت بتبصلى كده ليه شد على الرابع و نفضها.......
(رخمه دى صح )


لو ماشى مع بنت جميلة جدا و بتسألك عن رايك فى شكلها قولها
هايلة يا حياتى بس لو فيه منك على حريمى!!!!!!
(اللى مافهمهاش يسالنى)

لو عايز تغتت اكتر و اكتر على اى بنت فى الشارع و قف اى واحدة واسألها
الساعة كام هتقولك مثلا : الساعة 4.30
بص فى ساعتك و قوللها تمام الساعة بتاعتك مظبوطه!!
(دى بقى متجربه)


لو انت مع بنت و هتركبوا تاكسى و غيران عليها و خايف للسواق يقعد يبصلها فى المراية
طبعا اتصرف على الفور و قعدها جنبه و اقعد انت ورا!!!!!!
(دى بقى انا مش عارف اثارها الجانبيه ايه)


لو انت مصاحب بنت جدعة قوى و بتقف معاك فى كل المواقف المنيلة اللى بتحصلك
و اخر موقف انك نايم على السرير بعد ما اضربت من شوية رجالة كانوا بيعاكسوها
و انت عملت فيها احمد عرابى .... امسك ايديها برومانسية و بص فى عنيها
و لو لابسة نضارة ماتبصش وقولها: انا مش عارف ارد جمايلك دى كلها
ازاى لما سقطت السنة اللى فاتت و قفتى جنبى... و لما أتهزأت و اتسرقت هدومى
و فلوسى و قفتى جنبى .....و لما ابويا مات وقفتى جنبى ......
مش عارف ليه يا حياتى حاسس انك فقر و نحس!!!!!!!!
(قديمه... عارف)



لو خطيبتك كانت فى رحلة وورتك صورة متصوراها جنب قفص القرود و بتسالك
عن رايك فى الصورة الجنان دى؟؟
قولها: هو انتى مين فيهم!!!!!!

لو كنت ماشى مع بنت و شفت شاب بيبوس ايد حبيبته
(رومانسية طبعا.. وولد جنتل قوى يعنى) و بتقولك ماتبقى تعمل زيه
رد عليها و قولها : واعمل زيه ازاى و انا ماعرفش البنت اللى بيمشى معاها!!!!!!
(بردوا رخمه ماشى خدوا بقى دى)

لو بتسالك فى غيره ( انا عرفت انك ماشى مع بنت تانية غيرى اسمها دعاء
و شاقرة) رد و قول لا و الله انا ماشى مع بنت خمرية و اسمها سارة!!!!!!!
(دى حلو بقى صح ؟(


لو قالتلك اى بنت مش بزمتك انا مالية عليك حياتك
قولها: ايوة بس لو ماكنتش عرفتك كانت محفظتى هتفضل مليانة..


بس كده لو فيه جديد هقولكوا
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon May 28, 2007 1:57 pm
قولها: ايوة بس لو ماكنتش عرفتك كانت محفظتى هتفضل مليانة

lol
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon May 28, 2007 5:37 pm
3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....ay heeek a7mad 2e3tehon ... Smile)... bs sho yan3ny fi menek 3a 7arimi ?!!..
bs 3n jad kteer 7elwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :X:X:X
heek 2entea bet3aref kel sabyi sho bitkon Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon May 28, 2007 5:38 pm
A7maaaaaaaaaaad....wat ha heck is that :O... well well well...
i`ll neva give ya ma up coming daughter as a wife .. as long as ya`ll treat her that way Sad(.
Marco...7esabak ma3i :-w....
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon May 28, 2007 6:32 pm
a7maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...... great ..
but do you think that we really can try these things with our gurlfriends Very Happy ))))))
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon May 28, 2007 6:49 pm
well AJ
it's was just a joke but here's the point
why not, give it a shot man lol
but u the one who's gonna bear the consequences
ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES remmber that LOL
okay reem, au u like.there's "A PLENTY" of the girls in the market
well look reem, let me explain to u the girls' situation now
from the economics point of view
there's excess supply from girls
and shortage in the demand from the boys side
so the price of the product "GIRLS" will getting lower and lower and we will have a variety of patterns in the market.
so we can choose the highest quality product witht the lowst possible defects
what r u think AJ, MARCO?u guys r agree with me in that point or not?
and just kidding by the way reem
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon May 28, 2007 6:50 pm
LOL LOL LOL
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon May 28, 2007 8:21 pm
very funny ya ahmed, i know about the
demand and supply theory, and it's completely
true, add to that, when a girl finds an excess
demand on her (as a product !), the PRICE will go higher,
that's what we study in the college by the way,
anyway, soon the product (aka the gurl) will finds
NO MARKET, sooooooooo
the price will just decrease again...
oh my god, i'm sure that the one who invented
Economics was a player, (playing with his tail alot)...
lol...
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon May 28, 2007 9:23 pm
lol
yeah waleed
and after the price goes down. well will choose the highest quality product with lowest cost(including the warrenty, maintenance ...etc)
and we gonna maximize the profit and minimize the cost dude
girls u better take her bcz soooooooo soooooooooooon u will have a deficit in the guys' market LL
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon May 28, 2007 10:39 pm
macro.joslyne, and reem it will be a wonderful thing if we can c ya at the english club at the 14th of july.plz guys come and join us
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeTue May 29, 2007 11:34 am
First...............
the demand and supply theory is true juz here in EGYPT... maybe becuase yar products are bad Very Happy )) JK
but in lebanon .... the theory is stable >Razz.
As for the EEC ... i think we won`t be able to come cuz all of us Me, Marco And Joslyne are gonna be outta here to spend our summer vacation... so wish us luck Very Happy.
but we will be gettin back here by the end of the summer ..
so we`ll see ya sure :X
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeTue May 29, 2007 2:03 pm
HEY, our market isn't bad...
it's just you've to search carefully...
or maybe u r right...
our market has many MANY beda3at madrooba !!!
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeTue May 29, 2007 4:44 pm
well reem
lol lol lol
i think we will not reach the to the equilibrium
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeTue May 29, 2007 4:45 pm
yea ya waleed
u meant defected products but come on man u can take it with warrenty or st least free periodic maintenance LOL
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeTue May 29, 2007 6:15 pm
yeah, and sometimes you take two with price of one,
or sometimes for free
he3 he3 he3
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeTue May 29, 2007 9:18 pm
U GOT ME VECO LOL
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeWed May 30, 2007 6:32 pm
Freeeeeeeeeeee Very Happy.... and warranty :O... i`m gonna get ma self one of those .. if it ( She Very Happy ) was bad... with warranty i can replace it any time Very Happy)))))))
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeWed May 30, 2007 6:33 pm
Lk A.J. badak wa7dea.... okay ... r7 jeblaak wa7dea mennon fi 3eed miladak 2el jaay...Very Happy.
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeWed May 30, 2007 9:23 pm
yeah AJ,
u know man it's long run WARRENTY.
by the way it's international warrenty.
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeWed May 30, 2007 10:23 pm
no no no, it's just a local warranty
el 7agat el ma7ali ma ra7 tosod bara !!!
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeThu May 31, 2007 10:55 am
Ohhh... A.J. um sorry... bas yaidi ma7ali bas... 2eza badak yani jebaal wa7dea.. r7 tedfa3 2enta mesryat 2el jamarek Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeThu May 31, 2007 3:23 pm
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeMon Jun 04, 2007 11:20 pm
eb2a abelni law bent 3aparetak b3d keda!!!
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeTue Jun 05, 2007 10:38 am
3aaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... do3a... Very Happy))))
2ana badi yaki fil keliya .. te3mili ta7alof ded 2el rejal Very Happy)
ow jame3yia monaheda li 7o2o2 2el rejal Very Happy)))
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PostSubject: Re: women, ah menhom ah   women, ah menhom ah Icon_minitimeTue Jun 05, 2007 1:42 pm
leesh 3am bet2oly haik, Joslyne...
Jam3ya monaheda lil rejal ???
e7na ra7 ne3mel nadi a3da2 el sabaya...
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