foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview.
Reporter:Hi
Egyptian:We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter:Do u speak english
Egyptian:Berfect
Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?
Egyptian:No, i dont have a mind
Reporter:What' s your name?
Egyptian:Taha
Reporter:Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): i can do to both of zem, what do u sink?
Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male.
Taha:yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter:No, thanks,I' ll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha:Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz Reporter:oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter:Ok. .lets move on..what do u do?
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter:No, I mean do u have a job?
Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?
Taha:Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha:Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha:I do not undurstand what u say?
Reporter:I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha:me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Reporter:Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?
Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote? Taha:What duz zat mean?
Reporter:Do u choose your president
Taha:Mubarak?
Reporter:yes
Taha(nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice
Reporter:Why him?
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter:But there r no wars right now
Taha:But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter:what about the last 26 years ?
Taha:I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter:No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha:He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head "Na3mel dema3'"LOL
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?
I REALLY LIKED ALOT.i know that he's such an exception bcz the majority of egyptian are better than that and also the Labenese
what r u think guys?
Tue May 22, 2007 6:11 pm
oh my god ... i juz lost my mind from laughing ........ oh damn .. i can`t see da keyboard .. shiiiiiiiiiiit ..... oh my gooooooooosh.... oh here i`m .. i`m fine...well....actually dat was GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ..... it knocked me out of da bed .. and i and A.J. kept laughin for mre than 3 min....
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=))))))))))))))))))...... nice joke a7mad ... oh ma gosh .. i can`t believe that Hosny Mobarak has been here since 2ento 5ele2to =)).... has was here even before ya came to life =)).... even before yar daddies thought bout marrying yar momies ...