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PostSubject: Recruiting   Recruiting Icon_minitimeTue May 22, 2007 7:35 am

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?


1- Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an
open window.

2- Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.

3- Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the
situation:

* If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.

* If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.

* If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.

* If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.

* If they are throwing the bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.

* If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.

* If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information technology.

* If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.

* If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
been moved.
Put them in sales.

* If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing.



* If they are wondering who brought the bricks in the room in the first
place and why.
Put them in qualitative research.

* If they are staring out of the window.
Put them on strategic planning.

* And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them and put them in top management!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Recruiting   Recruiting Icon_minitimeFri Jun 01, 2007 7:48 pm

thanks Ahmed for such efforts
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