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Registration date : 2007-05-12
 | Subject: Irish Intelligence  Tue May 22, 2007 7:26 am | |
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Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London. Paddy
happens look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches
his eye.
The sign said "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50
per pair"
Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of
dose, and when we get back to Ireland , we could make a feckin'
fortune.
Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all
de talking.
Cause if they hear our accent, they moight not be nice to us.
I'll speak in my best English accent.'
Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.'
says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each,
100 shirts at £2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each.
I'll back up me van and ..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't
you?"
"Well . . Yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How der hell d'y tell dat?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
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