>A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
>woman sitting next to him.
>
>
> He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight
> attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
> Hoping to pick her up, he approached towards her and said the Delta
> Airline slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"
>
>
> She gave him a confused look and he immediately thought to himself:
> "Damn, she doesn't work for Delta Airlines."
> A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
> her again, "Something special in the air?"
>
>
> She gave him the same confused look. He then removed Singapore Airlines
> off the list.
> Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."
>
>
> This time the woman turned to him "What the F*** do you want?"
>
>
> The man smiled, then lay back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, EgyptAir!"
Tue May 22, 2007 7:25 am