[color=green]A professor was explaining marketing concepts to the students:-
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. [color:54bf=blue:54bf]You go up to her and say:
[color=red]"I am very rich. Marry me!" [color:54bf=black:54bf]- That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. [color=blue]One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
[color:54bf=red:54bf]"He's very rich. Marry him." -That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. [color=fuchsia]You go up to her and get her
telephone number.[color:54bf=blue:54bf] The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you
open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, [color=blue]offer her ride and then say :
[color:54bf=red:54bf]"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. [color=blue]She walks up to you and says:
[color:54bf=red:54bf]"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. [color=blue]You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" [color:54bf=fuchsia:54bf]She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. [color=blue]You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" [color:54bf=fuchsia:54bf]And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything,
[color=blue]another person come and tell her:
"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" [color:54bf=green:54bf]and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. [color=blue]You go up to her and before you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" [color:54bf=fuchsia:54bf]your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets
Tue May 22, 2007 7:24 am