>A jet-set Lebanese gentleman living in Dubai parked his brand-new>BMW in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.>>>>As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the>>door on the driver's side.>>The Lebanese immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed the police,>>and within minutes a policeman pulled up.>>Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the>Lebanese started screaming hysterically as some of his office>>colleagues reached the scene too.>>>>His BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was now>completely ruined and Would never be the same, no matter what>>the body shop did to it.>>When the Lebanese finally wound down from his ranting and raving,>the policeman shook his head in disgust and disbelief...>>"I can't believe how materialistic you Lebanese are," he said.>>"You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice>>anything else.">>"How can you say such a thing?" asked the Lebanese.>>The policeman replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is>missing from the elbow down?>>It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.">>Oh My God!" screamed the Lebanese. "NOT my Rolex??>
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